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如果你已经跟同那一个宿舍没招了

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你不要跟他一起吃饭

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午饭晚饭不要一起吃

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不要天天跟他联在一起

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不要选在公卫离得近的地方

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一定要保持距离

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第二个

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如果说你宿舍里有一个工作了几年

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又会来考研的

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三十多岁的大哥

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那你一定要跟他出好关系

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一般来说

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他对你们的善意会更大

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也会交给你一些东西

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第三个

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博士没有那么厉害

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博士就是文章稍微比你会变一点

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仅此而已

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他们的情商智力也不一定高

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能力也不一定强

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第四个

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编打快牛

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在研究生阶段非常明显

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就是11干的活有问题

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又干不完的活

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而且也没啥好处

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好

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第五个

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如果只有你自己干活

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那就只有你自己从头干到尾

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所有人都在看你

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给你挑毛病

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这是个鬼故事

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是个鬼故事

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很常见

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好吧

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好吧

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第六个

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大多数的课题组

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导师是不带着做科研的

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一般都是

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你的师兄师姐带着你做科研

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所以说你第一步

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应该先把学长给打通

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师兄给打通

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师兄打通的也非常简单

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就是请吃饭

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就是送点小礼品

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就够了

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然后平时多夸夸他的优点

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好吧

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就得找到他的优点就猛夸

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你跟他出好关系

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让他带着你做

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骑着他

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让他背着你过河

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好吧

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第七个

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如果你是开杀大弟子

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你不用担心文章的事

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你也不用担心毕业的事

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你唯一就可能说

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你跟老师是第一年

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老师呢

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很多东西他不熟

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你俩互相学习

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互相进一步

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没什么特别的

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好吧

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第一

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第一的学生都会毕业

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都有什么不用担心

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但缺点就是

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他可能人脉少一点

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好吧

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第八个

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读研阶段

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要多从学校里带走东西

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什么叫带走东西呢

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你比如说文章

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你是带不走的

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那个你学的专利

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你也是带不走的

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都是科学族里的

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那什么能带走的

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你的身体能带走

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你赚的钱能带走

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对吧

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你找的老婆找的老公能带走

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就这三样能带走

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所以说你的主线是搞这三样

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那些都是直线

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满头条件就行

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好

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第九个

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如果你没有电动车

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你一定开学第一天

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必须买电动车

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电轻火

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你如果学校里不让车

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你在学校巡逻一圈

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看看哪里附近方便停车

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因为你

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你骑电轻魔

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不是为了在学校内骑的名外吗

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是方便你在

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累的时候去转转学校外边的

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很解压

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而且很提高执行力

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机会都在学校外呢

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好吧

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第十个

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阻碍

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阻碍研阅生最大进步的

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就是最大的那个阻碍

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就是你的道德感和你的休世感

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那就是你的狗炼子

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对吧

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明白

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那就是你的狗炼子

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让你不敢争不敢抢

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不敢表达

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你一定要争第十一个

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你要牢记汇裤的孩子有奶吃

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你要多向老师要东西

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多张嘴要

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老师没有你想象的那么可怕

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你要他就给

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你使劲要他就给的多

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第十二个

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重复的东西要交给工具去做

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现在AI特别发达

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你要去学这个

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就是让他给你做重复无聊的工作的

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第十三个

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一定要多学表达

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你们现在输入的非常多

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到阎先生就那输入的知识

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非常非常之多

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天天看视频输入的也多

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你要输出出来

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你必须学着往外输出

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你不学着输出啊

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还是没

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第十四个

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写文章的本质就是给老师打工

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就是给老师打工

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好吧

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第十五个

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不喜欢科研非常正常

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不喜欢科研

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只需要满足毕业的最低条件

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没有那么容易严毕

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你只要别跟老师有仇

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老师卡你严毕

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对他自身也是有伤害的

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他没有必要

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所以说

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你正常他不会卡你严毕的

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不用担心这个事情

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第十六个

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大多数有对象的都是从大学带上来的

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如果说你严毅谈不上

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那你可能真的谈不上了

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明白吗

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他跟大学不一样

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大学四年都能谈上

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严幼生只有严毅这一年能谈上

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第十七个

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我再说一遍

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千万不要在族里谈恋爱

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宫中禁止对时

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也尽量不要在自己学院里追那个漂亮的

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不是千万别追

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不要尽量不要在自己学院谈

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千万别追

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自己圈子里那个最漂亮的

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可以追别的圈子里漂亮的

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不要追自己圈子里的

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能听懂吧

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第十八个

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尽量做到自己吃饭

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自己通情

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这个一个人效率真的很高

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而且随着年纪的增大

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人真的会越来越坏的

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人真的会越来越坏

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你看那个有个人抄我的文案

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抄完之后又说他从知乎害的

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其实都是我自己原创的

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包括这个也是

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不要对人太好

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不要跟人交谋

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就自己玩自己的就可以了

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好第十九个

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你要记住工作这个事

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工作只有两种

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一个是轻松的工作

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一个是不轻松的工作

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没有什么工作能让你

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白白的赚到30万年薪

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40万年薪的

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那都是用你的命换的钱

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或者说你赚的钱都给医院了

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第20个

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第20个老师也是人

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老师有时候夸你

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纯纯是因为他自己烦

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或者说他自己心里不舒服

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他只要对你没有什么

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实质性的 资源性的伤害

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你就当他放聘

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你就当他调情

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第21个

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如果你的专业

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你自己知道是穷途末路了

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而且学校水平也不够

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你一定从看到这个视频开始

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就不用等开学了

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现在就开始准备行特深论

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好吧

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好 22选调的事

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很多985

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它除了普选和定选

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还有一种超级无敌大选调

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这个大选调

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那个外边都没有

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那个你在网上也查不到信息

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你必须在学校内网上才知道

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你如果问学长不知道

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你去问辅导员

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问辅导员好吧

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第23

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辅导员在研究生阶段

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仍然掌握着部分资源

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所以说你跟辅导员搞好关系

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仍然不可以

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第24个

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你可以不送礼

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你可以不送

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但是你不能不会送

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你不能不掌握这样的技能

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第25个

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研领阶段

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不用做三年以上的规划

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我那个三年后到底读不读博

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三年后到底什么工作

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你做规划

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只需要做五天之内的就行了

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三年后说啥都不一定的

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你说不定你两年后

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你突然中了个200亿的彩票

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是吧

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你说你计划这么多

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都是没有用的

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不要计划太远

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计划太远

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都是过度规划

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都会让自己焦虑的

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第26个

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卷评奖平优

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意义非常之小

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性价比非常低

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你如果说

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你生活费连两千万元都不到

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你就别攒钱了

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如果说你们课题组发的补贴低

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你就问家长要一要

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家长刷到

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你给你孩子多低点

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你孩子下载谈不上对象

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以后你花的更多

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你有找不着好对象

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你花的财力更多

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你要明白这个事

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第28个

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睡觉大于吃饭

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大于运动

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大于学习

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如何才能让导师

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不让你干啥活

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有两个思路

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第一个思路

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是你平时穿得干净点整洁点

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人天生对

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他心理上

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他就畏惧这种穿着整洁干净

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又话少的人

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这是第一个

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第二个

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你要勇敢的拒绝导师

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但是你拒绝应该有理有结

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比如说爱要老师可以给你干

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但是我能先干完这个正事吗

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比如说那个正事

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就是开论文之类的

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就做实验之类的

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拒绝两次

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他就老实了

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好

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第三是个永远不要对任何人有离境

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任何人都很丑

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你包括义姓

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你包括你导师

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都很丑

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好吧

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他们都是在cosplay

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都是在装作很厉害的样子